Let's play a game.
In this game you can ask me THREE questions
No matter how crazy, inappropriate, or random they are
I will answer 100% truthfully (or as close to the truth as I can)
If you accept playing the game and you ask me your 3 questions, you will have to copy this in your journal to let people ask you 3 questions too.
That's the deal. In return I assure you I will be 100% honest and I will never get pissed off with whatever you ask me.
C'ommon.
LET'S GET THE GAME STARTED!!!!